You think you won't care

It has recently been brought to my attention that I am to ugly to live. Appearently, just looking at me can induce vomiting with in the general population of males.

See I played this game on one my favorite message board sites. The point of the game was to post a picture of yourself and the other girls husbands would rate you. I thought "oh this will be fun!" I thought wrong. I thought it would be entertaining because I didn't think I was that bad looking. I even used a picture from last summer before I was pregnant. I thought I was smokin' hot for being the mother of one. Nope I was totally wrong.

The highest rateing I recieved was a five. Yep, a five. That was from a guy who I think was afraid of offending any of us so he was generous with his ratings. My average was a two.

They weren't just number ratings either some were kind enough to make comments.

I quote

"2-no"
" Pic 4, Siggy 9. Should have used it only..."
and my favorite
"2. nuff said"

So now that I know that I'm one of the most hideous creatures currently walking the earth, I'd like to know what it is about it that makes me so unbearable to look at.
Do I need to be thinner? Get rid of any evidence that I am a mommy, pouchy belly, and streatch marks everything.
Are my boobs to big? not big enough? to saggy? Is my hair to straight? To short? Am I to short? I gotta know. How else can I take steps towards improvements? I'm already trying to improve but I want to make sure I'm moving in the right direction.

I have to say I'm pretty mad at my husband for leading me to believe that I was good looking. I blame him. I would like to apologise to anyone who has looked at me and had their gag reflux activated....If I had know I would have put a bag over my head...sorry